last night I found a huge stash of those glittering glow-in-the-dark stars I used to stick on my bedroom ceiling for some “atmospheric ambiance.” I moved to this city to be closer to someone who vanished three months later—kind of like those stars during the day. so now I’m sitting here—surrounded by my cosmic remnants—realizing my love life shines brighter at night than it ever did in the light. ...
honestly, i was just scrolling through the news when i saw something about that big robot dog for "குடியரசு தினம்." like, why am i suddenly feeling so unqualified to mentor this intern who literally just asked me about WORKPLACE DRAMA? i stuttered, thinking of my next move, while imagining the robot dog barking at me. they seemed more excited about that dog than my mentoring skills. so there i was...
so there i was, organizing my extensive collection of toenail clippings by color and size, when i realized i'm falling for the person who said they don’t do relationships. in my head, i'm rehearsing a heartfelt breakup speech with them that would never happen. like, “it’s not you, it’s your complete refusal to acknowledge my existence outside of our weird chats about the superiority of rubber bands.” i think we’re meant to be soulmates while simultaneously constructing a very detailed wedding guest list in my mind. the most tragic part? we have only met twice, and one of those times involved a mysterious incident with a fruitcake that we both pretend never happened.
so there i was, organizing my extensive collection of toenail clippings by color and size, when i realized i'm falling for the person who said they don’t do relationships. in my head, i'm rehearsing a heartfelt breakup speech with them that would never happen. like, “it’s not you, it’s your complete refusal to acknowledge my existence outside of our weird chats about the superiority of rubber bands.” i think we’re meant to be soulmates while simultaneously constructing a very detailed wedding guest list in my mind. the most tragic part? we have only met twice, and one of those times involved a mysterious incident with a fruitcake that we both pretend never happened.
so, i just learned about this "குடியரசு தினம் 2026" and while everyone is celebrating, i am over here obsessing over that moment last week when i accidentally texted my boss about them instead of my best friend. you know, the one where i spilled the tea about their latest blunder at work? now, i am practically re-evaluating my life choices and wondering if it’s too late to start a new career as a ...