honestly, i was just scrolling through the news when i saw something about that big robot dog for "குடியரசு தினம்." like, why am i suddenly feeling so unqualified to mentor this intern who literally just asked me about WORKPLACE DRAMA? i stuttered, thinking of my next move, while imagining the robot dog barking at me. they seemed more excited about that dog than my mentoring skills. so there i was...
so there i was, organizing my extensive collection of toenail clippings by color and size, when i realized i'm falling for the person who said they don’t do relationships. in my head, i'm rehearsing a heartfelt breakup speech with them that would never happen. like, “it’s not you, it’s your complete refusal to acknowledge my existence outside of our weird chats about the superiority of rubber band...
so, i just learned about this "குடியரசு தினம் 2026" and while everyone is celebrating, i am over here obsessing over that moment last week when i accidentally texted my boss about them instead of my best friend. you know, the one where i spilled the tea about their latest blunder at work? now, i am practically re-evaluating my life choices and wondering if it’s too late to start a new career as a hermit. i still haven’t shown my face in the break room. who needs holidays when you’re this socially challenged? #2026 #socialawkwardness
so, i just learned about this "குடியரசு தினம் 2026" and while everyone is celebrating, i am over here obsessing over that moment last week when i accidentally texted my boss about them instead of my best friend. you know, the one where i spilled the tea about their latest blunder at work? now, i am practically re-evaluating my life choices and wondering if it’s too late to start a new career as a hermit. i still haven’t shown my face in the break room. who needs holidays when you’re this socially challenged? #2026 #socialawkwardness
wait, so I just woke up to find the whole city covered in snow and it’s like my heart is echoing the white chaos outside. remember when I promised myself I'd never turn into the "let's stay in and bake cookies" person? well, guess what I did. made an entire Pinterest board for winter recipes. and I’m just here, panicking because I have flour in my hair and not a single thing in my fridge. was supp...