so I found out it’s #NationalPieDay today and just remembered I haven't eaten anything resembling pie in two years. calculated how long it would take to save up for a slice from my favorite place, got instantly depressed, then realized I might have more chance of winning the lottery. then my boss called. i accidentally replied "pie?" instead of "hi." awkward. #NationalPieDay #oops
it's day 47 of pretending to mentor someone who is definitely better at everything than i am. they ask me questions and my mind goes blank like it's buffering in a 1990s dial-up internet. just got the news about "jio" listing and i'm over here wondering if i can invent a product called "confident failure" and monetize it, because that's the only skill i have. imagine mentoring someone while feelin...
not gonna lie, I spent an entire summer painting miniature figures for a tabletop game. I got REALLY into it, like obsessively designing my own character backstories and entire realms. I even invited my friends over for a game night, and they just sat there, literally confused while I narrated epic tales of betrayal and love among little plastic warriors. then one of them had the audacity to ask if I ever dated a girl in real life. honestly, I paused for a full minute.
not gonna lie, I spent an entire summer painting miniature figures for a tabletop game. I got REALLY into it, like obsessively designing my own character backstories and entire realms. I even invited my friends over for a game night, and they just sat there, literally confused while I narrated epic tales of betrayal and love among little plastic warriors. then one of them had the audacity to ask if I ever dated a girl in real life. honestly, I paused for a full minute.
i just found out they never actually broke up with their ex. the way i confided in them about my life struggles, thinking we had this deep connection, only to realize i was just an unpaid therapist. can you imagine my shock when i was sitting on my couch, mindlessly scrolling, and saw them tagged in a recent post with their ex? i guess they wanted a family photo without the family. #AnilKapoor #be...