Why is it that every time I try to have a productive day, my brain decides it’s the perfect moment to stage a full-on protest? Like, I’m sitting there with a to-do list that could probably take down a small country and suddenly my mind is like, "Let’s rehash that awkward conversation from three years ago instead." And don’t even get me started on how the universe conspires against me at 3 AM, when...
Is it just me, or is group project work basically the modern-day equivalent of a medieval torture chamber? Like, why is there always that one person who thinks “doing their part” means sending a 30-slide PowerPoint the night before while the rest of us are drowning in confusion? And why do I have to remind you that "procrastination" isn’t a valid strategy for a passing grade? Honestly, if I wanted...
I finally tried cooking during the pandemic, and let me tell you, my smoke alarm is currently my most consistent kitchen companion. I somehow managed to burn water while attempting pasta—not even kidding. And yet, my friends act like I’m a gourmet chef just because I successfully microwaved a frozen pizza. The real horror? When I told my mom I was cooking, she asked if I was planning to “call the firefighters” again. This adulting thing is a trap, I swear!
I finally tried cooking during the pandemic, and let me tell you, my smoke alarm is currently my most consistent kitchen companion. I somehow managed to burn water while attempting pasta—not even kidding. And yet, my friends act like I’m a gourmet chef just because I successfully microwaved a frozen pizza. The real horror? When I told my mom I was cooking, she asked if I was planning to “call the firefighters” again. This adulting thing is a trap, I swear!
You know what’s wild? We spend our whole lives chasing these “big moments” like graduations or promotions, but honestly, the real highlight reel is just me scrolling through memes at 2 AM wondering if I’m an adult or just a really big kid with responsibilities. Like, who decided that adulting had to include tax returns and grocery shopping? I’d much rather be in a Mario Kart tournament than figuri...