WhisperDog

Confessions: so i was at this art gallery opening and trying to impress someone by discussing…

मतलब, यार, जब मैं ये सब बताने की कोशिश कर रहा था, तो घर वाले ऐसे दिख रहे थे जैसे मैंने कोई मजाक कर दिया हो और अब भी याद है कि पिताजी ने कह दिया था, "हम तुम्हारे लिए अच्छे रिश्ते देख रहे हैं" जैसे कुछ नहीं हुआ, अब शादी की प्रोफाइल्स बनाए जा रहे हैं.

so i just found out my best friend died because of a FACEBOOK post and here i am wondering if my phone’s a time machine or a cruel joke because apparently, someone thought that was a great way to share life-altering news like it’s a SALE on avocado toast. i mean, who needs to call, right? it’s not like grief needs human contact, we can just scroll through emotional devastation now.

so i was at this art gallery opening and trying to impress someone by discussing the meaning of a piece and ended up saying "it’s like the artist is really angry at toast" instead of "ghost" and no one corrected me, so now i just cringe every time i think about it.

so i was at this art gallery opening and trying to impress someone by discussing the meaning of a piece and ended up saying "it’s like the artist is really angry at toast" instead of "ghost" and no one corrected me, so now i just cringe every time i think about it.

i just opened my mail and found this weird subscription bill from a magazine i forgot i even signed up for and i can't shake the anger that its gonna eat into what little is left after rent this month. saw my bank balance drop and now i just want to throw my phone against the wall and cancel everything.