so my sibling decided to start their very own "identity theft agency" with my credit and now my credit score looks like a clown car exploded at a bankruptcy party. and apparently because "family" is supposed to be a shield against financial ruin, my parents think i should just send a nice thank you card instead of, ya know, taking them to court.
so my sibling took my identity like it was a game of monopoly and now i’m stuck explaining to creditors why i have no idea who "mike the mystery spender" is while my parents are like "just forgive them, it’s family" as if i’m not about to go full detective on a fiscal crime scene—if i wanted a family drama i would’ve rewatched a soap opera instead of this identity theft chaos
i just found this old shirt from college and like, it literally has more memories than i do at this point, honestly. my friends are all doing their thing with big jobs and i am just here in my apartment, drowning in laundry and microwave dinners, wondering when the last time i felt like i belonged anywhere was.
i just found this old shirt from college and like, it literally has more memories than i do at this point, honestly. my friends are all doing their thing with big jobs and i am just here in my apartment, drowning in laundry and microwave dinners, wondering when the last time i felt like i belonged anywhere was.
sat down to watch this movie i have been excited about for weeks, but then realized i literally forgot i had already canceled my subscription and now i am just sitting here thinking about how i do not even have the money for a new one right now so it is just a total waste.