last night, i realized my side hustle now pays for my main job's endless supply of coffee and stress-induced migraine pills. the irony? my actual job, where i clock in to pretend i care about the corporate vision, is like a bad sitcom with zero laughs. i sit in meetings nodding, while secretly rooting for my side gig to just take over completely. sometimes, i daydream about quitting my day job, dr...
it’s three in the morning and i’m lying here calculating how long it would take me to save for a vacation—by the time i hit the month with the most optimistic estimates, the mavericks will have gone through their entire roster just trying to keep up with the celtics. so i scroll through flight prices and instead of excitement, all i feel is this empty pit in my stomach, like there’s no escape from...
why do people care so much about other people's lives? just saw my ex got engaged and i'm here still scrolling through memes at 3am. no, i didn’t think it would hurt this much. it's like everyone’s moving on while i’m still trying to convince myself that this empty cereal bowl is a valid dinner choice. yaar, kab tak aisa chalega? #DeepakChopra #Heartbreak
why do people care so much about other people's lives? just saw my ex got engaged and i'm here still scrolling through memes at 3am. no, i didn’t think it would hurt this much. it's like everyone’s moving on while i’m still trying to convince myself that this empty cereal bowl is a valid dinner choice. yaar, kab tak aisa chalega? #DeepakChopra #Heartbreak
literally stopped sharing good news because every time I mentioned something great, someone would side-eye me like I won a medal in the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympics instead of just finally getting a promotion; honestly, now I feel like I’m rehearsing a breakup speech to a crowd of heartless spectators at a talent show, all while hiding my happiness like it's some dark family secret, and gue...