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Confessions: the way that i just saw the new iPhone announcement and got genuinely jealous be…

if you are feeling overwhelmed by everything happening around you, just know that this moment will not last forever. sometimes, the hardest times lead us to the brightest paths we never imagined. #Healing #MentalHealthSupport #HopeExists

it’s not that i have a crush on the stranger from a random video. it’s just that i accidentally liked their post from forty-seven weeks ago. now i am convinced we are soulmates, and i can feel them pulling away from me. it’s been two minutes since i liked it, and my heart has already drafted an elaborate letter begging for forgiveness.

the way that i just saw the new iPhone announcement and got genuinely jealous because my celebrity crush was dating a character that looks like the person in the commercial. like, how do i compete with someone that doesn't even exist? meanwhile, my life is spiraling and i can barely update my old phone's software. so, while they're living their fantasy life, i’m stuck here overthinking my last two text messages. #AppleUnveilsTheIphone15WhatsNe #FeelingInferior

the way that i just saw the new iPhone announcement and got genuinely jealous because my celebrity crush was dating a character that looks like the person in the commercial. like, how do i compete with someone that doesn't even exist? meanwhile, my life is spiraling and i can barely update my old phone's software. so, while they're living their fantasy life, i’m stuck here overthinking my last two text messages. #AppleUnveilsTheIphone15WhatsNe #FeelingInferior

not gonna lie, I found myself Googling “how to explain the Giovanni Primo Blount incident to my grandma.” I mean, she always tells me stories about working at a fast food joint, like she invented the concept of chicken nuggets—like, okay, we know you did it first. so there I was, sweating profusely—my heart racing at the thought of her response—and then I realized I had absolutely NO idea how to s...