So like, I literally just spent my last two dollars on a squishy avocado stress ball because it matches my outfit, but now I cannot afford my weekly supplies of cheese puffs. And like, who am I kidding? I can’t actually live my best life without those cheese puffs. I mean, what do I think, I’m going to write my memoir on a sticky note with an avocado instead?
just got asked to train my replacement while i am literally still sitting here, like a sad houseplant, waiting for my email saying my next life chapter starts today. instead, it's me standing in front of a mirror practicing how to be supportive while i contemplate if that means they are replacing me or just using me to deal with office chaos. honestly, my work anxiety level just shot to Kylian Mba...
literally just voice texted my intrusive thoughts about how much I hate the sound of wet socks squishing. accidentally sent it to my boss instead of my friend. now i am contemplating a new career in complete isolation.
literally just voice texted my intrusive thoughts about how much I hate the sound of wet socks squishing. accidentally sent it to my boss instead of my friend. now i am contemplating a new career in complete isolation.
just heard about gabriel jesus saying he’s been in some tough spots. honestly, i thought i was also at a crossroads. quit my job for my passion and now i’m drowning in instability, but then i remembered... i still can't get a consistent meal plan down and just burnt my last avocado. sitting in my dim kitchen, contemplating whether to buy a loaf of bread or just starve for art. then, my phone buzze...