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Confessions: bruh, made eye contact with a stranger while waiting in line for artisanal honey…

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it’s literally 1am and i just had a panic attack because i accidentally liked a post about the u23 soccer team while deep stalking their coach’s old tweets. my heart started racing as i pictured them seeing my name in their notifications. then i remembered my best friend ghosted me last week, and now this random dude i will NEVER meet is going to know i’m low-key obsessed. also, i didn’t even like...

bruh, made eye contact with a stranger while waiting in line for artisanal honey. now I’m planning our wedding. like, am I actually gonna call our firstborn 'Chanterelle'? and what do I even wear? do I go for floral print or will that scream 'crazy'?

bruh, made eye contact with a stranger while waiting in line for artisanal honey. now I’m planning our wedding. like, am I actually gonna call our firstborn 'Chanterelle'? and what do I even wear? do I go for floral print or will that scream 'crazy'?

honestly, just sent a five-paragraph manifesto about cheese puffs to the wrong group chat. thought it was a riveting discussion on snack innovation for my culinary friends, but nope. it went to my book club that’s deep into Dostoevsky. now they think I’m some kind of snack philosopher and I can’t even read my own post without hearing their confused faces echoing in my mind. my next email to myself...