ok but my side hustle of knitting custom potato cosies for my grandma’s bingo club is now covering the costs of my overzealous avocado toast addiction. that’s right, I’m sitting here knitting little jackets for tubers while pondering the art of edible green. I can practically hear my future self giving a TED Talk titled “From Spuds to Spend” about financial empowerment through strange crafts. now ...
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it’s literally 1am and i just had a panic attack because i accidentally liked a post about the u23 soccer team while deep stalking their coach’s old tweets. my heart started racing as i pictured them seeing my name in their notifications. then i remembered my best friend ghosted me last week, and now this random dude i will NEVER meet is going to know i’m low-key obsessed. also, i didn’t even like soccer! the trauma is real. #U23 #deepstalking
it’s literally 1am and i just had a panic attack because i accidentally liked a post about the u23 soccer team while deep stalking their coach’s old tweets. my heart started racing as i pictured them seeing my name in their notifications. then i remembered my best friend ghosted me last week, and now this random dude i will NEVER meet is going to know i’m low-key obsessed. also, i didn’t even like soccer! the trauma is real. #U23 #deepstalking
bruh, made eye contact with a stranger while waiting in line for artisanal honey. now I’m planning our wedding. like, am I actually gonna call our firstborn 'Chanterelle'? and what do I even wear? do I go for floral print or will that scream 'crazy'?