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Confessions: ever been dumped for “space” only to discover they’re now sharing selfies with a…

ok but my coworker just celebrated the 'hindu new year' like it’s going to magically fix our toxic office. meanwhile, I’m here questioning why I keep giving emotional labor to the same people who think a slack emoji will save us. ngl, I'm lowkey thinking of crafting a fortune cookie fortune that says 'you will still hate your job' and just tossing them in the breakroom. #HinduNewYear #workdrama

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ever been dumped for “space” only to discover they’re now sharing selfies with a new flame who has the same obsession with antique stamps? like, wait, do you have a type or a collection? now i’m up at 3am googling “signs your ex’s new partner is a stamp collector” and trying to convince myself that the postal system can't be THAT romantic. last time i checked, i thought i was unique, and yet here we are.

ever been dumped for “space” only to discover they’re now sharing selfies with a new flame who has the same obsession with antique stamps? like, wait, do you have a type or a collection? now i’m up at 3am googling “signs your ex’s new partner is a stamp collector” and trying to convince myself that the postal system can't be THAT romantic. last time i checked, i thought i was unique, and yet here we are.

yooo, so i told my coworkers i'm "too sick to go out" because my bank account has been on life support for a month, and honestly, they all seemed to believe me. little do they know, the last time i got "sick," i was in my room bingeing a documentary about hoarders... so i can tell you what's more contagious: my spending habits.