it’s day four of being snowed in and somehow my sibling is still living their best life. i just caught them building a fort made of blankets while i’m stuck organizing my entire sock drawer for fun, wondering if this is where my life has led me. school is canceled, which means i have to entertain this peak favoritism all weekend while trying to mask my jealousy, and now they’ve invited the whole n...
not gonna lie, I had to look up how to get to the new Eataly at JFK airport for research on my next impulse trip—then realized my 'best friend' only ever texts when they need me to pick them up from the airport. imagine having a whole restaurant debut and I can barely get a response about lunch. I’m wondering if I should start charging airport fare because honestly, I deserve some ravioli and mayb...
wait. just looked in the mirror and for a second, i swear i saw my parents watching me like they’re waiting for me to win an award at the australian open 2026 for having no idea how to adult. like are you proud or horrified? should i practice my speech or just admit i’m still eating cereal for dinner? this whole 'growing up' thing is hitting different, but then again, maybe i just need to work on my backhand before the real world sees my serve. #AustralianOpen2026 #AdultingFails
wait. just looked in the mirror and for a second, i swear i saw my parents watching me like they’re waiting for me to win an award at the australian open 2026 for having no idea how to adult. like are you proud or horrified? should i practice my speech or just admit i’m still eating cereal for dinner? this whole 'growing up' thing is hitting different, but then again, maybe i just need to work on my backhand before the real world sees my serve. #AustralianOpen2026 #AdultingFails
wait, just saw that news about the Indian Railways and thought about how I once tried to deliver cupcakes to my neighbor for their birthday but accidentally knocked them over and didn’t even have the energy to pick them back up. imagine sitting on your couch, frosting in your hair, while the logistics of delivering cupcakes goes down in flames. I now fully understand the importance of reliable foo...