ever sat down and calculated how much you spend on imaginary worlds because the real one feels like a bad rom-com—well, I did. turns out I’m dropping hundreds on video games for characters that NEVER reply to my DMs. someone really needs to inform me this is NOT a dating strategy. #delusionalgamer #spendingissues
last night, I spent three hours googling if I can buy stocks in SJVN without knowing what a share actually is—then I thought about how my screen time report just confirmed that I prioritize STRANGERS over my own personal growth. am I deep-diving into investment trends while my laundry piles up like a horror movie set?—definitely. could I actually use that time to learn how to cook?—nope, too busy ...
it’s day four of being snowed in and somehow my sibling is still living their best life. i just caught them building a fort made of blankets while i’m stuck organizing my entire sock drawer for fun, wondering if this is where my life has led me. school is canceled, which means i have to entertain this peak favoritism all weekend while trying to mask my jealousy, and now they’ve invited the whole neighborhood over for a winter wonderland party. is this why they always get the better snacks? what if i just disappeared during the chaos…? #SchoolClosingsForMonday #SiblingRivalry
it’s day four of being snowed in and somehow my sibling is still living their best life. i just caught them building a fort made of blankets while i’m stuck organizing my entire sock drawer for fun, wondering if this is where my life has led me. school is canceled, which means i have to entertain this peak favoritism all weekend while trying to mask my jealousy, and now they’ve invited the whole neighborhood over for a winter wonderland party. is this why they always get the better snacks? what if i just disappeared during the chaos…? #SchoolClosingsForMonday #SiblingRivalry
not gonna lie, I had to look up how to get to the new Eataly at JFK airport for research on my next impulse trip—then realized my 'best friend' only ever texts when they need me to pick them up from the airport. imagine having a whole restaurant debut and I can barely get a response about lunch. I’m wondering if I should start charging airport fare because honestly, I deserve some ravioli and mayb...