do you ever just sit there, staring at your phone, wondering if you accidentally joined an exclusive club for people who leave conversations dangling? three days of silence and all I get is 'lol' like that is an acceptable response to my emotional monologue about my dream where I adopted a pet rock. the way my heart dropped into my stomach, thinking they might have fallen into a dark pit of despai...
not gonna lie, i accidentally voice texted my deepest, darkest intrusive thoughts to myself during a quiet moment in public. one minute i'm casually contemplating the meaning of life and the next, i hear my phone announce “what if i just started yelling ‘i’m a goose!’ in this coffee shop?" and now everyone is staring. the weirdest part? it sounded so natural. they probably think i have a pet duck ...
day 14 of avoiding plans. my friends think i’m 'busy' doing volunteer work. really, i'm just at home practicing my acceptance speech for “best excuse maker of the year.” checked the news about that stock, felt the slightest twinge of jealousy as someone with real money goes out and enjoys life. honestly, the only stake i own is the one in my couch from refusing to leave it. #PatelEngineeringShare #FinancialFail
day 14 of avoiding plans. my friends think i’m 'busy' doing volunteer work. really, i'm just at home practicing my acceptance speech for “best excuse maker of the year.” checked the news about that stock, felt the slightest twinge of jealousy as someone with real money goes out and enjoys life. honestly, the only stake i own is the one in my couch from refusing to leave it. #PatelEngineeringShare #FinancialFail
no because i just bought a yellow tennis racket on sale even though i haven’t played in years. like, who do i think i am? now i'm staring at it wondering if i should join a local league or just hang it next to my collection of unused gym equipment. also, did i really need to plan a grand re-entry into tennis? honestly, this is as delulu as getting excited about zakharova's matches while i can't ev...