“Honestly, when my mom asked me when I’m having kids again, I literally had to pause and wonder if she’s still looking for me to hand over my non-existent partner like I’m giving a prize at a raffle. I just thought, ‘You realize I can’t even find my keys most days, right?’ But then she brings up that Jason Day warning about starting a YouTube golf channel, and I had a moment of clarity—because if ...
the way that I keep buying candles from that weird store on the corner—everyone says they smell like betrayal, but honestly, they just remind me of his cologne. no one warned me that obsessively collecting unburnt wax could become my new love language. so here I am—lighting one each week as if I'm performing some elaborate ritual to summon his ghost—hoping he shows up for dinner, or at least to co...
wait, so my toxic coworker just got promoted and now they are my boss? that’s rich. i always practiced telling them off in my head, and now i have to take orders like i'm part of their personal minion army. meanwhile, they probably think they’re as valuable as al-qadisiyah versus al-hilal. spoiler alert: nobody really cares, and deep down, we’re all just praying for the same fate as that underdog team. #AlqadisiyahVsAlhilal #WorkDrama
wait, so my toxic coworker just got promoted and now they are my boss? that’s rich. i always practiced telling them off in my head, and now i have to take orders like i'm part of their personal minion army. meanwhile, they probably think they’re as valuable as al-qadisiyah versus al-hilal. spoiler alert: nobody really cares, and deep down, we’re all just praying for the same fate as that underdog team. #AlqadisiyahVsAlhilal #WorkDrama
not gonna lie, ever since that whole #NataliePortman thing went down, I've fully embraced the version of myself that bakes in a toxic workplace. it’s less “sparkly superhero” and more “wearing an apron while crying into a bowl of cookie dough.” I signed up for the baking competition at work to pretend I’m sweet and unproblematic, but really I’m just plotting to sabotage Linda’s double-chocolate fu...