yooo, so my family just found my secret stash of expired coupons. like, I thought I was slick but now they think I’m just super frugal. honestly, I'm just out here counting coins like they’re going extinct. they think I'm living my best life because I dress well, but half of these clothes are thrifted, and my biggest purchase lately was a pack of gum. bruh, you can’t be broke if you look good, rig...
no because the way that I see everyone flaunting their perfect health kicks on Instagram like they’re actually going to the gym and I’m over here just trying to convince myself that walking to the fridge counts as a workout—like, really? meanwhile, my last meal prep was making sure I didn’t burn my microwave popcorn—everyone’s getting promoted, buying whole organic farms, and I can’t even afford t...
it's not that i care about cristiano ronaldo, it's just that watching him not play feels eerily familiar. my ex used to bail on plans like it was an Olympic sport, always finding a way to make me question if i was even worth showing up for. and now, while everyone around me is coupling up, making grand gestures, i get one measly emoji in response to my heart-wrenching messages. is it just me, or is dating the ultimate sport of disappointment? maybe i should just move to saudi arabia, i mean, who knows, i could always leave out of the squad, too. #AlriyadhVsAlnassr #LoveInTheAir
it's not that i care about cristiano ronaldo, it's just that watching him not play feels eerily familiar. my ex used to bail on plans like it was an Olympic sport, always finding a way to make me question if i was even worth showing up for. and now, while everyone around me is coupling up, making grand gestures, i get one measly emoji in response to my heart-wrenching messages. is it just me, or is dating the ultimate sport of disappointment? maybe i should just move to saudi arabia, i mean, who knows, i could always leave out of the squad, too. #AlriyadhVsAlnassr #LoveInTheAir
it's not that I’m obsessed with quirky spoons. it’s just... I have a whole collection because they make me feel like an “artsy person.” but honestly, I just counted and I've literally spent an embarrassing amount on these spoons. more than some people probably spend on their groceries in a month. they hang on my wall like trophies of poor decisions, while I sit there eating my cereal with a regula...