no because the way that I see everyone flaunting their perfect health kicks on Instagram like they’re actually going to the gym and I’m over here just trying to convince myself that walking to the fridge counts as a workout—like, really? meanwhile, my last meal prep was making sure I didn’t burn my microwave popcorn—everyone’s getting promoted, buying whole organic farms, and I can’t even afford t...
it's not that i care about cristiano ronaldo, it's just that watching him not play feels eerily familiar. my ex used to bail on plans like it was an Olympic sport, always finding a way to make me question if i was even worth showing up for. and now, while everyone around me is coupling up, making grand gestures, i get one measly emoji in response to my heart-wrenching messages. is it just me, or i...
it's not that I’m obsessed with quirky spoons. it’s just... I have a whole collection because they make me feel like an “artsy person.” but honestly, I just counted and I've literally spent an embarrassing amount on these spoons. more than some people probably spend on their groceries in a month. they hang on my wall like trophies of poor decisions, while I sit there eating my cereal with a regular spoon—just staring at them like they’re going to give me the inspiration I clearly lack. #spoonaddiction #whoevenami
it's not that I’m obsessed with quirky spoons. it’s just... I have a whole collection because they make me feel like an “artsy person.” but honestly, I just counted and I've literally spent an embarrassing amount on these spoons. more than some people probably spend on their groceries in a month. they hang on my wall like trophies of poor decisions, while I sit there eating my cereal with a regular spoon—just staring at them like they’re going to give me the inspiration I clearly lack. #spoonaddiction #whoevenami
i dont get it, yaar. how do my cousins just roll up with new cars while i’m sitting here calculating if i can afford marriage or will be in debt for ten years? matlab, last week my bhai got a housewarming gift and all i can manage is a chipped mug that’s seen better days. every time i scroll through social media, i feel like i’m trapped in a never-ending episode of “who’s doing better.” even my ch...