my family literally won’t stop talking about my ex. they even said he had 'a certain charm' while my partner is sitting right there. honestly, it’s like watching a bad reality show, and just like mandy takhar's divorce drama, I'm half-expecting them to ask for my ex's skincare routine. #MandyTakhar #relationshipgoals
i quit my stable job to pursue my passion for creating abstract rock sculptures — like, you know, for the SOUL. now i'm staring at a pile of vaguely shaped stones thinking i should probably start considering real estate again. i never thought “sculpture artist” would translate to “mildly regretful beachcomber” — it feels like betrayal. #whatwasithinking #artsyregrets
wait. so my family found my social media and now i have to explain why there are four posts of me in my living room pretending to have dinner with a plant named Gerald, while practicing speeches for my future acceptance at the imaginary “Best Botanical Friend Awards.” sorry to the couch for the drama.
wait. so my family found my social media and now i have to explain why there are four posts of me in my living room pretending to have dinner with a plant named Gerald, while practicing speeches for my future acceptance at the imaginary “Best Botanical Friend Awards.” sorry to the couch for the drama.
today i found out my coworker forwarded my private message to the entire team. it was a love letter to the imaginary romance i’m building with the barista who doesnt know my name. now everyone thinks i'm searching for a soulmate in the SK-36 lottery results instead of just my next coffee fix. their smirks haunt me like a cursed fortune cookie. who knew my delusions would become workplace gossip? #...