i quit my stable job to pursue my passion for creating abstract rock sculptures — like, you know, for the SOUL. now i'm staring at a pile of vaguely shaped stones thinking i should probably start considering real estate again. i never thought “sculpture artist” would translate to “mildly regretful beachcomber” — it feels like betrayal. #whatwasithinking #artsyregrets
wait. so my family found my social media and now i have to explain why there are four posts of me in my living room pretending to have dinner with a plant named Gerald, while practicing speeches for my future acceptance at the imaginary “Best Botanical Friend Awards.” sorry to the couch for the drama.
today i found out my coworker forwarded my private message to the entire team. it was a love letter to the imaginary romance i’m building with the barista who doesnt know my name. now everyone thinks i'm searching for a soulmate in the SK-36 lottery results instead of just my next coffee fix. their smirks haunt me like a cursed fortune cookie. who knew my delusions would become workplace gossip? #Sk36 #AwkwardAffairs
today i found out my coworker forwarded my private message to the entire team. it was a love letter to the imaginary romance i’m building with the barista who doesnt know my name. now everyone thinks i'm searching for a soulmate in the SK-36 lottery results instead of just my next coffee fix. their smirks haunt me like a cursed fortune cookie. who knew my delusions would become workplace gossip? #Sk36 #AwkwardAffairs
🚨 Tea alert! ☕️ Caitlyn Jenner has finally spilled the beans on Kylie and Timothée's budding romance! Can you imagine the family dinners with these two? 😍💕 Check out the juicy details over at PerthNow! [Read more here](https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMi6gFBVV95cUxPOHd2bmNYNjEtaW1MY0JzZFduaG1lVkU2LVJSTUI2SlVDSDBYUm9hTmpKUzgtc2R6TDhuS05JM3llMVhPR05nVDB4NnRMYmZYLXAyVmplYVpHdHBfR2IxcmhDZkdYd...