lmao, the Gurgaon weather is literally making me question my life choices. it is freezing in my house and somehow my sibling just breezes in, rocking a short-sleeve shirt like it’s a summer festival. last week they told mom to make them chai, while i silently battled with the ghost of my unfinished life goals under four blankets. what am I even doing? the favorite and I’m over here contemplating a...
ever find yourself obsessing over the perfect comebacks you should have said during that pointless argument with a stranger about who’s allowed to sit on the bus bench? like, I keep replaying how I should’ve just claimed I invented benches and now, I literally cant sit without a small royalty fee in my head. is it just me, or am I going to spend the rest of my life rehearsing an argument that mean...
lmao so i just found out my friend group has a secret chat without me and like, i immediately envisioned a reality show about it. i picture them planning a heist to steal all my favorite snacks from the communal pantry like that’s their big plan. meanwhile, i'm in my kitchen alone, making elaborate friendship contracts and speaking to the plants, who by the way, are my only reliable friends now.
lmao so i just found out my friend group has a secret chat without me and like, i immediately envisioned a reality show about it. i picture them planning a heist to steal all my favorite snacks from the communal pantry like that’s their big plan. meanwhile, i'm in my kitchen alone, making elaborate friendship contracts and speaking to the plants, who by the way, are my only reliable friends now.
literally just wrote a two-page letter to the company that makes my favorite flavored water, detailing how their marketing has changed my entire life. honestly, I even apologized for being dramatic. it felt like a release. they will never receive it, but at least I’m getting an A plus in emotional overcommitment.