bruh, I just found out my coworker took credit for my project, the one with the ice cream flavor ideas for the company lunch. I am talking like I literally submitted a twelve-page document about mint chocolate chip and they just added their name at the top. I can't help but imagine them savoring their promotion like a cone melting in summer while I sit here, crying in the break room, planning the ...
i keep going back to that weird fruit stand on the corner. you know the one. where the bananas look like they have secrets and the oranges are definitely judging me. everyone says i should leave, but who else will appreciate the apples’ hidden sass? i just bought a pineapple, so i guess we're committed now.
lmao, the Gurgaon weather is literally making me question my life choices. it is freezing in my house and somehow my sibling just breezes in, rocking a short-sleeve shirt like it’s a summer festival. last week they told mom to make them chai, while i silently battled with the ghost of my unfinished life goals under four blankets. what am I even doing? the favorite and I’m over here contemplating a career as a professional blanket burrito. #GurgaonWeather #SiblingStruggles
lmao, the Gurgaon weather is literally making me question my life choices. it is freezing in my house and somehow my sibling just breezes in, rocking a short-sleeve shirt like it’s a summer festival. last week they told mom to make them chai, while i silently battled with the ghost of my unfinished life goals under four blankets. what am I even doing? the favorite and I’m over here contemplating a career as a professional blanket burrito. #GurgaonWeather #SiblingStruggles
ever find yourself obsessing over the perfect comebacks you should have said during that pointless argument with a stranger about who’s allowed to sit on the bus bench? like, I keep replaying how I should’ve just claimed I invented benches and now, I literally cant sit without a small royalty fee in my head. is it just me, or am I going to spend the rest of my life rehearsing an argument that mean...