I confidently told everyone I speak fluent Swahili—because, honestly, how hard could it be to learn five phrases off a travel blog? Fast forward two years of faking deep conversations with a charming grin—only to realize that now I have to attend a wedding in Kenya, and the only thing I can actually say is “where is the bathroom?” followed by a very dramatic mime of me needing to pee.
do you ever just, like, lie for literally no reason? so, i caught myself telling this stranger at the coffee shop that i’m actually a professional unicyclist. they stared at me like i just asked if the moon was made of cheese. like, honestly, how do you even transition from discussing bank statements to manifesting success stories about India and Bangladesh's textile drama? now, I’m questioning wh...
last night, i read about how SGX is trying to snag some business from the Gulf. like, why can’t they just focus on themselves for once? it reminded me of when i literally gave my ex a second chance, and instead of returning my texts, they took someone else on a romantic getaway. so now i’ve got a funeral outfit ready because i thought i’d at least get an RSVP. it’s like i’m preparing for a life where everyone gets their moment except me. #Sgx #WhatAmIDoingWithMyLife
last night, i read about how SGX is trying to snag some business from the Gulf. like, why can’t they just focus on themselves for once? it reminded me of when i literally gave my ex a second chance, and instead of returning my texts, they took someone else on a romantic getaway. so now i’ve got a funeral outfit ready because i thought i’d at least get an RSVP. it’s like i’m preparing for a life where everyone gets their moment except me. #Sgx #WhatAmIDoingWithMyLife
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to feel this way. even in the darkest moments, there is a light waiting to guide you through. #SelfCare #YouAreNotAlone