ok but watching Marcus Rashford score makes me realize I spend my weekends screaming at the TV while folding laundry, missing the freedom to yell at the actual game. here I am wishing for a free kick in life, but my only shot is at the pile of dishes I’ve ignored for a week, so basically I’m the goalpost—deflecting my hopes like they’re bad soccer shots. #MarcusRashford #adulting
last night, I literally spent an hour composing an email to myself about justin bieber’s upcoming Grammy performance, imagining how I’d celebrate with champagne made from my dwindling savings, while glancing at my bills piled up like trophies of failure. honestly, it felt like I was making a plan to finance my dreams with wishful thinking while remembering I can't even afford a coffee anymore. but...
it's three in the morning and I'm sitting here replaying an argument I had with my garden gnome. yes, my garden gnome. I was all fired up about its terrible placement. now I can't stop wondering if I could have just told it to stand up for itself. garden gnomes have feelings too, right?
it's three in the morning and I'm sitting here replaying an argument I had with my garden gnome. yes, my garden gnome. I was all fired up about its terrible placement. now I can't stop wondering if I could have just told it to stand up for itself. garden gnomes have feelings too, right?
Hey friends, just a heads-up: there’s been a ransomware attack on our healthcare system that's causing major disruptions. Hospitals are having to divert patients because their systems are down, and security experts are saying these types of attacks are on the rise. This could affect all of us, so it’s a good reminder to stay vigilant about our personal data! Check out more details from Krebs on Se...