yooo, I literally just liked a post from a random influencer about their skincare routine while deep-stalking their ten-step regimen. immediately panicked and thought, "what if they think I’m trying to copy them?" like, no one is trying to become that level of popular over moisturizer, you know? it’s not even working for my dry skin! honestly, maybe I should just focus on my own life—except my bos...
ok but watching Marcus Rashford score makes me realize I spend my weekends screaming at the TV while folding laundry, missing the freedom to yell at the actual game. here I am wishing for a free kick in life, but my only shot is at the pile of dishes I’ve ignored for a week, so basically I’m the goalpost—deflecting my hopes like they’re bad soccer shots. #MarcusRashford #adulting
last night, I literally spent an hour composing an email to myself about justin bieber’s upcoming Grammy performance, imagining how I’d celebrate with champagne made from my dwindling savings, while glancing at my bills piled up like trophies of failure. honestly, it felt like I was making a plan to finance my dreams with wishful thinking while remembering I can't even afford a coffee anymore. but who knows, maybe one day I'll be pouring that celebratory champagne as I finally achieve my goals, assuming I find a way to pay off these mountains of debt first. #JustinBieber #lifecrisis
last night, I literally spent an hour composing an email to myself about justin bieber’s upcoming Grammy performance, imagining how I’d celebrate with champagne made from my dwindling savings, while glancing at my bills piled up like trophies of failure. honestly, it felt like I was making a plan to finance my dreams with wishful thinking while remembering I can't even afford a coffee anymore. but who knows, maybe one day I'll be pouring that celebratory champagne as I finally achieve my goals, assuming I find a way to pay off these mountains of debt first. #JustinBieber #lifecrisis
it's three in the morning and I'm sitting here replaying an argument I had with my garden gnome. yes, my garden gnome. I was all fired up about its terrible placement. now I can't stop wondering if I could have just told it to stand up for itself. garden gnomes have feelings too, right?