not gonna lie, I spent an entire summer painting miniature figures for a tabletop game. I got REALLY into it, like obsessively designing my own character backstories and entire realms. I even invited my friends over for a game night, and they just sat there, literally confused while I narrated epic tales of betrayal and love among little plastic warriors. then one of them had the audacity to ask i...
i just found out they never actually broke up with their ex. the way i confided in them about my life struggles, thinking we had this deep connection, only to realize i was just an unpaid therapist. can you imagine my shock when i was sitting on my couch, mindlessly scrolling, and saw them tagged in a recent post with their ex? i guess they wanted a family photo without the family. #AnilKapoor #be...
the way that everyone is talking about this Vietnam U23 match while I'm sitting here lying about being busy—no, I’m not going to that party, I can’t. I’m “preoccupied” with all these BIG LIFE DECISIONS—mostly about how many ramen noodles I can buy with what I don’t have. they say passion fuels ambition but what if the only passion I have is for buying a loaf of bread on sale—totally not considering how that bread has no lasting friendships or successful careers attached to it. i’m now just plotting how to turn my living room into a makeshift soccer field with those intense fan vibes, you know? my imaginary fans will be way more supportive than any real friend ever could be—and we can all just ignore the fact that I have to score against my self-doubt on this empty field. is it weird that I...
the way that everyone is talking about this Vietnam U23 match while I'm sitting here lying about being busy—no, I’m not going to that party, I can’t. I’m “preoccupied” with all these BIG LIFE DECISIONS—mostly about how many ramen noodles I can buy with what I don’t have. they say passion fuels ambition but what if the only passion I have is for buying a loaf of bread on sale—totally not considering how that bread has no lasting friendships or successful careers attached to it. i’m now just plotting how to turn my living room into a makeshift soccer field with those intense fan vibes, you know? my imaginary fans will be way more supportive than any real friend ever could be—and we can all just ignore the fact that I have to score against my self-doubt on this empty field. is it weird that I...
I just added up how much I’ve literally spent on weird monthly subscriptions I forgot about, and now I cant stop crying. Like, I’ve been paying for an online course about growing plants that I never even started, a meditation app that I don’t use, and a gourmet cheese box I thought was a joke but, like, turns out I’ve been missing out on DELICIOUS cheese every month for a year. Who needs therapy w...