no because I just found out that edward norton is dating some character in a movie, and I felt a visceral gut punch like I just lost a wrestling match to a pillow. I mean, how could they give my man to a fictional character while I’m here scrolling through my eighth takeout menu? this is peak devastation. why can't I be that character? do I need to level up my life choices? #EdwardNorton #Fictiona...
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the Cubs getting Trent Thornton feels like that one aunt who swore she'd never get remarried, only to show up at the family reunion wearing a wedding dress six months later, while I’m still deciding between staying in a job I hate and risking it all on my art career, you know? maybe it’s all just a lesson in false promises and setting my expectations low, or maybe I should start looking for an imaginary engagement ring to go with my career dreams, though I just can’t decide how I’d fit that on my resume. #ChicagoCubs #familydynamics
the Cubs getting Trent Thornton feels like that one aunt who swore she'd never get remarried, only to show up at the family reunion wearing a wedding dress six months later, while I’m still deciding between staying in a job I hate and risking it all on my art career, you know? maybe it’s all just a lesson in false promises and setting my expectations low, or maybe I should start looking for an imaginary engagement ring to go with my career dreams, though I just can’t decide how I’d fit that on my resume. #ChicagoCubs #familydynamics
the way that guy said he wasn’t ready for a relationship then got engaged six months later is like telling me he hates olives, then serving a pizza topped with them. like, buddy, how can you put a ring on it when you can't even put up with a little tangy bite? it’s honestly impressive how quickly he moved from “let's just take it slow” to “meet my fiancé and her five hundred Instagram followers.”