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Appreciation: the way that guy said he wasn’t ready for a relationship then got engaged six mo…

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the Cubs getting Trent Thornton feels like that one aunt who swore she'd never get remarried, only to show up at the family reunion wearing a wedding dress six months later, while I’m still deciding between staying in a job I hate and risking it all on my art career, you know? maybe it’s all just a lesson in false promises and setting my expectations low, or maybe I should start looking for an ima...

the way that guy said he wasn’t ready for a relationship then got engaged six months later is like telling me he hates olives, then serving a pizza topped with them. like, buddy, how can you put a ring on it when you can't even put up with a little tangy bite? it’s honestly impressive how quickly he moved from “let's just take it slow” to “meet my fiancé and her five hundred Instagram followers.”

the way that guy said he wasn’t ready for a relationship then got engaged six months later is like telling me he hates olives, then serving a pizza topped with them. like, buddy, how can you put a ring on it when you can't even put up with a little tangy bite? it’s honestly impressive how quickly he moved from “let's just take it slow” to “meet my fiancé and her five hundred Instagram followers.”

you know what’s wild? my boss praised someone else for my idea in a meeting last week. it felt like watching someone steal my lunch and say they cooked it for a cooking show. so now i'm over here contemplating sending a resume to the local convenience store because if they can hand out praise like that, maybe my future lies in bagging snacks. but hey, at least my career trajectory can parallel thi...