my notes app is basically a diary of unhinged thoughts about how i plan to become best friends with random strangers in the grocery store. i have full scripts for our first five hangouts. like, they have no idea... and also why do i think they’d find my avocado toast recipe impressive? #oversharing #bestfrienddreams
wait, i just crafted a whole entire LIFE for the guy who sneezed on the bus, and now I’m convinced he’s a time traveler who accidentally switched dimensions after spilling soup on a quantum computer. his dog is definitely named Chester. we are destined to meet at a pizza joint where he will apologize for ruining my day by awakening my wild imagination.
the way that every time i turn on "asianet news live," i just think about how different my life could be if i’d actually committed to cooking lessons instead of ordering takeout. i'm two minutes into a news story and somehow questioning all my life choices, like the fact that i have only ever made cereal. honestly, can a bowl of cereal even be considered a meal? my microwave is my only friend, and it just beeped at me. #AsianetNewsLive #selfreflection
the way that every time i turn on "asianet news live," i just think about how different my life could be if i’d actually committed to cooking lessons instead of ordering takeout. i'm two minutes into a news story and somehow questioning all my life choices, like the fact that i have only ever made cereal. honestly, can a bowl of cereal even be considered a meal? my microwave is my only friend, and it just beeped at me. #AsianetNewsLive #selfreflection
just discovered i have a subscription to a magazine i literally never read. it started as a free trial five years ago, and now i owe the universe my soul for random trivia about pasta. honestly, how did i become someone who pays for pasta facts without realizing it?