wait, just found out my great aunt is a former stunt double and literally had me convinced my whole life that being a successful adult means collecting cat figurines instead of, you know, assets. now my whole perspective on success is like a terrible rom-com starring me and an emotional breakdown, and honestly I am questioning whether the secret to life is more than just "buy more cat figurines" b...
last night, i found a fifty percent off sale on decorative potato peelers and thought, this is IT. clearly, my future husband is out there, sitting in our cozy kitchen, looking for the perfect utensil to make mashed potatoes while wearing an apron that says "I love starch." so i bought three, just in case our children wanted to join the cooking fun. now i have a drawer full of fancy peelers, and m...
no because I just met my situationship's friend at a party—and they introduced me as “just a friend.” I felt like I was a piece of furniture awkwardly leaning against the wall. like, I could literally hear my own heart breaking over the sound of chip crunching. so now I’m wondering if I’m just the throw pillow in their life—or worse, the dusty lampshade that nobody looks at anymore. #Meet #JustAFriend
no because I just met my situationship's friend at a party—and they introduced me as “just a friend.” I felt like I was a piece of furniture awkwardly leaning against the wall. like, I could literally hear my own heart breaking over the sound of chip crunching. so now I’m wondering if I’m just the throw pillow in their life—or worse, the dusty lampshade that nobody looks at anymore. #Meet #JustAFriend
it’s not that i’m obsessed with cleaning, it’s just that i have to know how many paperclips are in every room. i told myself i’d never be the kind of person who organizes by color, but here i am, color-coding my junk drawer like it’s an art exhibit. honestly, i counted thirty-seven paperclips yesterday. do you know how many of those are actually useful? i don’t.