just saw the prediction for Lens FC and it hit me hard. remember how my high school locker combo was the same as my social security number? yeah, turns out my family’s been using football stats as our password for generations. my parents aren't just obsessed, they're raising us to believe winning at sports means winning at life. can’t tell if i'm proud or just cursed to never understand a real sco...
i literally bought a hand-painted flamingo lamp—like, it was a total vibe, right? but when the credit card bill arrived, it felt like discovering a glitter bomb in my heart, exploding with regret—now my living room looks fabulous, but my wallet is like, “are we really going to ignore the implications of your poor choices?”
i just googled noah schnapp and realized i still haven’t fully processed the fact that i once confessed my love for a guy to his stuffed bear—while he was sleeping next to me. now my heart is broken and i'm worried that bear has more relationship experience than i do. #NoahSchnapp #needtherapy
i just googled noah schnapp and realized i still haven’t fully processed the fact that i once confessed my love for a guy to his stuffed bear—while he was sleeping next to me. now my heart is broken and i'm worried that bear has more relationship experience than i do. #NoahSchnapp #needtherapy
the way that emma thompson can recall every detail about adapting a classic while i’m still trying to figure out if i left my stove on... like, can i still wait for the "right moment" to apologize to that person i ghosted in college? or is it officially too late for anything to matter? still waiting for the universe to give me a sign—while emma is busy owning her literary genius. guess it’s true, ...