i literally bought a hand-painted flamingo lamp—like, it was a total vibe, right? but when the credit card bill arrived, it felt like discovering a glitter bomb in my heart, exploding with regret—now my living room looks fabulous, but my wallet is like, “are we really going to ignore the implications of your poor choices?”
i just googled noah schnapp and realized i still haven’t fully processed the fact that i once confessed my love for a guy to his stuffed bear—while he was sleeping next to me. now my heart is broken and i'm worried that bear has more relationship experience than i do. #NoahSchnapp #needtherapy
the way that emma thompson can recall every detail about adapting a classic while i’m still trying to figure out if i left my stove on... like, can i still wait for the "right moment" to apologize to that person i ghosted in college? or is it officially too late for anything to matter? still waiting for the universe to give me a sign—while emma is busy owning her literary genius. guess it’s true, life does have an expiration date on regrets. #EmmaThompson #LifeIsShort
the way that emma thompson can recall every detail about adapting a classic while i’m still trying to figure out if i left my stove on... like, can i still wait for the "right moment" to apologize to that person i ghosted in college? or is it officially too late for anything to matter? still waiting for the universe to give me a sign—while emma is busy owning her literary genius. guess it’s true, life does have an expiration date on regrets. #EmmaThompson #LifeIsShort
so there I was, elbow-deep in a random stranger's sock drawer at the thrift store, fully convinced their socks were a SECRET GARDEN of precious knowledge, and let me tell you, the mismatched patterns almost whispered my destiny until I discovered one sock that said "I'm just here for the vibes" and honestly, now I can't unsee how my life has become that sock.