Confessions: I literally practiced how I would react if I ever got into Ranchi University. I …

yoo, just read about how Great Britain lost to Greece in that big match. suddenly I’m deep in my feelings about the last time I attempted to cook Greek food for my friends. did I get the spices right? nah. did I burn the olives? absolutely. why do I always think I can impress people when I can’t even boil water without crying? honestly, if Emma Raducanu's loss reminds me of my culinary failures—wh...

i literally just found out that the ISL is coming back, and i’m over here regretting my life choices. like, while everyone else is planning watch parties and enjoying life, i’m trying to figure out why i spent three months perfecting my homemade ramen that literally nobody asked for. so now i’m out here at a grocery store, comparing ingredients to those pasta kits like it’s a finals week breakdown...

just had my parents drop by unannounced and they saw the piles of unwashed workout clothes, my secret cake-decorating obsession that looks more like a horror show, and the way i manifested a perfect smoothie with expired fruit. they did not leave with a good impression. #blessed #whatsanadult