wait. my best friend told someone about my secret obsession with collecting cocktail napkins. now everyone thinks i should host a napkin-themed party when in reality i just panic hoard them like they’re rare treasures from the Dominican Republic or something. so here i am, questioning my life choices while trying to figure out if 200 napkins counts as an adequate collection. #DominicanRepublic #un...
yoo, just read about how Great Britain lost to Greece in that big match. suddenly I’m deep in my feelings about the last time I attempted to cook Greek food for my friends. did I get the spices right? nah. did I burn the olives? absolutely. why do I always think I can impress people when I can’t even boil water without crying? honestly, if Emma Raducanu's loss reminds me of my culinary failures—wh...
i literally just found out that the ISL is coming back, and i’m over here regretting my life choices. like, while everyone else is planning watch parties and enjoying life, i’m trying to figure out why i spent three months perfecting my homemade ramen that literally nobody asked for. so now i’m out here at a grocery store, comparing ingredients to those pasta kits like it’s a finals week breakdown. long story short, if anyone needs a random grocery buddy to talk about football while suffering in silence, just hit me up. #Isl #CookingDisaster
i literally just found out that the ISL is coming back, and i’m over here regretting my life choices. like, while everyone else is planning watch parties and enjoying life, i’m trying to figure out why i spent three months perfecting my homemade ramen that literally nobody asked for. so now i’m out here at a grocery store, comparing ingredients to those pasta kits like it’s a finals week breakdown. long story short, if anyone needs a random grocery buddy to talk about football while suffering in silence, just hit me up. #Isl #CookingDisaster
I literally practiced how I would react if I ever got into Ranchi University. I mean, who hasn’t rehearsed happy tears and an emotional thank-you speech in the shower? But here I am, checking Instagram for the latest updates on "digital literacy" while literally still not knowing how to send a video call link to my mom. And let's be real, the only “skills” I’m mastering are awkward pauses on Zoom ...