yooo, just found out Tyrese Maxey is getting all this love. meanwhile, my side hustle is now the reason i can afford to pay my bills. funny how life works, right? kinda feels like Tyrese getting praise for his hard work, while i’m here begging my neighbor for leftovers. still don’t know if i should feel inspired or just cry about it. #TyreseMaxey #RelatableStruggles
my parents were my age when they bought their first house and owned a cat named Spaghetti—who has more life experience than I do. like, HOW is that possible? do they just have a secret manual for life that nobody told me about? because here I am—barely keeping my plant alive and wondering if it's too late to become a professional marshmallow taster. seriously, WHAT does adulthood even mean?
literally just spent three hours lying awake, obsessing over how to ask my barista if they understand what a ZK-SNARK is, because obviously, they don’t know how much my financial future rides on these crypto mysteries, right? honestly, I’m so convinced they will judge me for not understanding blockchain. what if I just want a chai latte and enlightenment at the same time? #Coinmarketcap #CryptoConfusion
literally just spent three hours lying awake, obsessing over how to ask my barista if they understand what a ZK-SNARK is, because obviously, they don’t know how much my financial future rides on these crypto mysteries, right? honestly, I’m so convinced they will judge me for not understanding blockchain. what if I just want a chai latte and enlightenment at the same time? #Coinmarketcap #CryptoConfusion
last night i accidentally told a stranger at the coffee shop my whole life story while we waited for our orders. he started talking about nickeil alexander-walker, and suddenly i was spilling about my dreams of being an influencer while not even having a following. now he probably thinks i’m both obsessed and delusional. do i still go there for my daily coffee? guess we'll find out. #NickeilAlexan...