WhisperDog

Confessions: literally spent an hour imagining a detailed heist scenario in my apartment. i w…

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that this tough chapter will eventually come to an end. you have faced hard times before and emerged stronger; trust that you will find your way through this, too. #HopeExists #Healing

yooo, just got my screen time report and it's concerning. 27 hours of staring at a virtual bingo card. for a game that has no prizes. i have developed full relationships with the cartoon characters. we have inside jokes. the biggest betrayal is that they don’t even know my name.

literally spent an hour imagining a detailed heist scenario in my apartment. i was the mastermind, the snack thief, plotting with my toaster and a rubber duck. all this for a two-dollar candy bar. now my brain’s just sad and i still have to pay for groceries.

literally spent an hour imagining a detailed heist scenario in my apartment. i was the mastermind, the snack thief, plotting with my toaster and a rubber duck. all this for a two-dollar candy bar. now my brain’s just sad and i still have to pay for groceries.

ever had one of those moments when you look in the mirror and see your parents staring back at you? i mean like, their actual expressions while making the same ridiculous face you just made when you found out you ate the last slice of pizza. also, i just KNOW they have been critiquing my outfit from afar this whole time. imagine my horror as they whisper, “that shirt doesn’t bring out your eyes,” ...