ever think about how we act like we have our lives together when really we just binge-watch weird documentaries? like, someone saw my search history—what does that even mean? a solid two hours on conspiracy theories about the history of pineapple on pizza. and we just laughed it off. but honestly, part of me wonders if they’re judging me or if they, too, have a secret obsession with the truly ridi...
wait, the other day I realized I haven’t had a real conversation in weeks—like, I stood in front of a mirror practicing my small talk, hoping my own reflection would finally understand how uncomfortable silence feels; then I saw the news about those explicit videos in Karachi’s DHA and thought, “great, my life is so dull even the billboards have better drama”—not gonna lie, maybe I should just sta...
last night, I found myself absolutely convinced that I needed to build a small but surprisingly elaborate model of a famous landmark out of toothpicks, because like, I don't know, creativity? but instead, I ended up glued to my couch for six hours watching documentaries on the construction of that landmark instead—literally. I still have a full bag of toothpicks staring at me, judging my life choices as I sit here trying to figure out how to justify it all to my fridge, because, like, do I tell it I’m doing “research”? #HobbyFail #WhereDidItGoWrong
last night, I found myself absolutely convinced that I needed to build a small but surprisingly elaborate model of a famous landmark out of toothpicks, because like, I don't know, creativity? but instead, I ended up glued to my couch for six hours watching documentaries on the construction of that landmark instead—literally. I still have a full bag of toothpicks staring at me, judging my life choices as I sit here trying to figure out how to justify it all to my fridge, because, like, do I tell it I’m doing “research”? #HobbyFail #WhereDidItGoWrong
yaar, matlab aaj meri maa ne savings ka pura sermon diya, jabki mere paas to loans ka ek chota sa khandar hai. koi puchhe toh kehti hoon "sab sahi hai", jaise meri life ki biggest crisis hai na, par saath hi epstein files pe bad-bad karti rahun, kyunki kisi ko nahi pata ki financial sabotage se zyada achha kya hota hai, hai na? phir sochti hoon, kya aaj ka din bhi koi prank toh nahi hai? matlab ek...