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no because the way miranda kerr talks about co-parenting peacefully with orlando bloom makes me wonder how I could ever find peace in a breakup. my last partner left me like an unfinished book on a shelf, while everyone else seems to be penning perfect love stories. sometimes I catch myself missing their quirks more than I miss the actual love, you know? just here scrolling through wedding picture...
ever think about how we act like we have our lives together when really we just binge-watch weird documentaries? like, someone saw my search history—what does that even mean? a solid two hours on conspiracy theories about the history of pineapple on pizza. and we just laughed it off. but honestly, part of me wonders if they’re judging me or if they, too, have a secret obsession with the truly ridiculous. maybe we’re all just pretending to be sophisticated adults while secretly longing for late-night, unsolicited rabbit holes into the absurd.
ever think about how we act like we have our lives together when really we just binge-watch weird documentaries? like, someone saw my search history—what does that even mean? a solid two hours on conspiracy theories about the history of pineapple on pizza. and we just laughed it off. but honestly, part of me wonders if they’re judging me or if they, too, have a secret obsession with the truly ridiculous. maybe we’re all just pretending to be sophisticated adults while secretly longing for late-night, unsolicited rabbit holes into the absurd.
wait, the other day I realized I haven’t had a real conversation in weeks—like, I stood in front of a mirror practicing my small talk, hoping my own reflection would finally understand how uncomfortable silence feels; then I saw the news about those explicit videos in Karachi’s DHA and thought, “great, my life is so dull even the billboards have better drama”—not gonna lie, maybe I should just sta...