i looked at some old photos and honestly, who even was that person? like, did i really think wearing neon leg warmers and butterfly clips was the move? i'm not sure if that's growth or just finally realizing that less is more, but now my style's gone from cringey to 'is this a mid-life crisis or a thrift store haul?' can someone just tell me how many bad decisions i can make in one lifetime before...
yooo, I just went to a friend's birthday party where everyone was talking about vacation plans while I’m over here trying to remember the last time I had lunch that didn't involve instant noodles. I spent the whole evening pretending my water was a fancy cocktail because even my cheap personality deserves a LITTLE glamour, you know? meanwhile, my phone keeps pinging with overdue alerts for bills I forgot I even had... it’s like, we all think I’m living my best life but I can’t even afford to enjoy the moments I pretend I’m part of.
yooo, I just went to a friend's birthday party where everyone was talking about vacation plans while I’m over here trying to remember the last time I had lunch that didn't involve instant noodles. I spent the whole evening pretending my water was a fancy cocktail because even my cheap personality deserves a LITTLE glamour, you know? meanwhile, my phone keeps pinging with overdue alerts for bills I forgot I even had... it’s like, we all think I’m living my best life but I can’t even afford to enjoy the moments I pretend I’m part of.
so like, i literally stopped checking in on my neighbor because every time we talked, he just went on about his new ferrari luce. meanwhile, my life is in shambles and i can’t even afford a decent pizza. one day, i tried to make small talk and he just flashed his keys like a celebrity at a red carpet. now i’m stuck listening to my cat meow at the wall while he zooms past my window. guess i’m offic...