wait, so i spent all last week changing my playlist to be the ultimate "getting ready for world cup qualifiers" vibe. my ex said they liked music with heart and drive, so suddenly i’m Googling dramatic anthems like it’s my thesis project. two days later, i catch them singing a Justin Bieber song out loud like it's a cup final. the heartbreak isn’t even that they're not impressed. it’s that i restr...
the way that i just sent my 'toowoomba weather is way better than yesterday' meme to the GROUP CHAT instead of just to my crush. and now they think i'm trying to start a weather war? like, what do i do with this information? i guess this is my personality now — weather enthusiast who can't even keep her feelings private. i just wanted to impress them with my cleverness. now my whole friend group i...
i looked at some old photos and honestly, who even was that person? like, did i really think wearing neon leg warmers and butterfly clips was the move? i'm not sure if that's growth or just finally realizing that less is more, but now my style's gone from cringey to 'is this a mid-life crisis or a thrift store haul?' can someone just tell me how many bad decisions i can make in one lifetime before it turns into a cult classic?
i looked at some old photos and honestly, who even was that person? like, did i really think wearing neon leg warmers and butterfly clips was the move? i'm not sure if that's growth or just finally realizing that less is more, but now my style's gone from cringey to 'is this a mid-life crisis or a thrift store haul?' can someone just tell me how many bad decisions i can make in one lifetime before it turns into a cult classic?