it’s 3 am and i just finished reading a group chat about a family get-together. my mom said she expects us all to bring a dish, so now i am THREATENED by the mere idea of my Aunt Linda’s infamous potato salad. not to mention the pressure to make sure everything goes well, because apparently I’m the ‘responsible one’—whatever that means, because last week I almost burnt my kitchen down making toast...
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ever walk into a public restroom only to find an eighties-themed karaoke machine cranked up in the corner? yeah, my life just peaked and plummeted at the same time. now i'm staring at the sign on the door, trying to remember why i even came in here, all while wondering who thought belting "I Will Survive" to an audience of two was a good idea... like, is this really happening or am i in some weird episode of a show no one wants to watch?
ever walk into a public restroom only to find an eighties-themed karaoke machine cranked up in the corner? yeah, my life just peaked and plummeted at the same time. now i'm staring at the sign on the door, trying to remember why i even came in here, all while wondering who thought belting "I Will Survive" to an audience of two was a good idea... like, is this really happening or am i in some weird episode of a show no one wants to watch?
wait, my mom just asked when I'm having kids again — I don’t even have a plant that hasn't wilted yet. I told her I can't take care of myself, let alone tiny humans. at this point, I’m just collecting motivational mugs that say "dream big" while simultaneously Googling "am I the problem." honestly, it feels like my biggest commitment is finishing my coffee before it gets cold.