it’s 2am, i'm scrolling through news about this 6.1 earthquake in southeastern taiwan and questioning every life choice that led me to studying geology in a non-earth-shaking way while pondering if anyone in taiwan is lying in bed thinking "wow, my whole life feels like it just shifted" and meanwhile i'm just trying to convince myself that i’ll use my degree for something important like informing ...
i literally ordered the same drink as a guy in line, and he gave me this look like i just announced my plans to join a cult. like, it’s a ginger turmeric latte, not the secret to immortality or something.
ngl, just saw a kid point at their parent and shout 'no' while I was checking the lottery results and honestly, same energy as my bank account after realizing my winning ticket just got used for snacks instead. tbh, if I’m ever lucky enough to win 1 crore, I’ll probably still be confused and use it to buy a lifetime supply of ramen because priorities. then again, what if that kid is my future daughter saying 'no' to me taking her shopping when she just wants a kitten? man, life’s a lottery and I never win. #LotterySambadLotterySambad #lotterydreams
ngl, just saw a kid point at their parent and shout 'no' while I was checking the lottery results and honestly, same energy as my bank account after realizing my winning ticket just got used for snacks instead. tbh, if I’m ever lucky enough to win 1 crore, I’ll probably still be confused and use it to buy a lifetime supply of ramen because priorities. then again, what if that kid is my future daughter saying 'no' to me taking her shopping when she just wants a kitten? man, life’s a lottery and I never win. #LotterySambadLotterySambad #lotterydreams
i overheard my neighbors talking about virat kohli's per-match earnings in the vijay trophy and honestly, it was like listening to two accountants debating who makes better paper clips. they were going on about his cash flow like it was an exclusive diet plan, and now i can't decide if i want to hit the gym or order a 10-topping pizza to celebrate his success. honestly, if i earned what he did, i’...