like, i just got passed over for a promotion, again. honestly, it’s cool, i’m just gonna assume they found out i’ve been using office supplies for my homemade escape room and thought i was literally too unprofessional. but then again, if they knew how much fun those paper clips could bring, they might reconsider my qualifications.
it's not that I wanted to be a mediator between my parents' divorce... it's just that now I have to negotiate who gets the LAST slice of their terrible marriage like it’s some kind of cold pizza in a break room. I mean, one minute, I'm defending my dad's cooking because he "can make a mean stir fry" and the next, I'm hiding in the bathroom trying not to cry over how both their ideas of happiness are burnt out like an office fluorescent light. honestly, if I can survive mediating this mess, I should be certified for group therapy... or at least get a slice of that pizza for my trouble.
it's not that I wanted to be a mediator between my parents' divorce... it's just that now I have to negotiate who gets the LAST slice of their terrible marriage like it’s some kind of cold pizza in a break room. I mean, one minute, I'm defending my dad's cooking because he "can make a mean stir fry" and the next, I'm hiding in the bathroom trying not to cry over how both their ideas of happiness are burnt out like an office fluorescent light. honestly, if I can survive mediating this mess, I should be certified for group therapy... or at least get a slice of that pizza for my trouble.
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