yo, my parents are like, literally fighting over who gets the remote while I'm here contemplating why my love life feels like Bill Belichick’s career right now—totally on the fall but nobody’s ready to admit it, you know? meanwhile, I just asked the barista for a "fancy latte" because it sounded romantic, but like, all it did was remind me that my parents’ divorce makes my love life look like a sa...
last night, i scrolled through a video of this Cooper Connolly kid tearing it up in the T20 World Cup, and it hit me. he’s living the dream while i’m sitting here wondering if i should change my name after the last romantic disaster that got away. made me realize, the only "catch" in my life is that awkward conversation i keep dodging about my long-lost childhood plans for an epic family… you know...
like, i just got passed over for a promotion, again. honestly, it’s cool, i’m just gonna assume they found out i’ve been using office supplies for my homemade escape room and thought i was literally too unprofessional. but then again, if they knew how much fun those paper clips could bring, they might reconsider my qualifications.