day 37 of wondering why i'm stressing about the ts tet response sheet 2026 when the real issue is i don’t even want to teach. checked my bank account, and turns out i'm just scared of being broke. now i'm daydreaming of a life selling potted plants online. clearly, i need to re-evaluate some choices. #TsTetResponseSheet2026 #midlifecrisis
i just had an entire fight in my head with a barista who doesn’t even work at the place anymore about how i STILL don’t have my perfect morning coffee order. now, i’m seriously considering asking the universe to let melbourne united recruit me as their new player so i can manifest this championship level caffeine at dawn because at this point, i’m basically practicing for it while having tea at ho...
not gonna lie, when I heard about that Project Genie thing, I thought, wow, why don't I just summon a new life where my only job is making marshmallow castles? meanwhile, I’m stuck in a job that feels more like quicksand. anyone else getting those “typing...” dots like they are auditioning for a drama series? I texted my boss asking if I could “explore my creativity” – yeah, really framed it that way – and now I’m praying the WiFi goes out before they respond. but what if they say yes? then I have to go full “I don’t know what to do with my life” mode while crafting foam sculptures. life feels like one long deadline without a creative outlet. I might just ask Genie for a way out. #Genie3 #Worknightmare
not gonna lie, when I heard about that Project Genie thing, I thought, wow, why don't I just summon a new life where my only job is making marshmallow castles? meanwhile, I’m stuck in a job that feels more like quicksand. anyone else getting those “typing...” dots like they are auditioning for a drama series? I texted my boss asking if I could “explore my creativity” – yeah, really framed it that way – and now I’m praying the WiFi goes out before they respond. but what if they say yes? then I have to go full “I don’t know what to do with my life” mode while crafting foam sculptures. life feels like one long deadline without a creative outlet. I might just ask Genie for a way out. #Genie3 #Worknightmare
remember that time i thought i could impress someone by trying to bake a cake at 3am? yeah, i didn’t know mixing baking powder with flour could lead to a literal volcano eruption in my tiny kitchen. my date never showed up and i ended up ordering a pizza while desperately cleaning flour off my walls, thinking about how ruturaj gaikwad probably has better luck in his career than i do in my dating l...