ok but I just spent two hours imagining an existential debate with a neighbor who thinks garden gnomes are a valid form of modern art. I am basically rehearsing my points on how their ceramic gaze represents societal confinement—meanwhile, their dog is looking at me like I’m the weird one. they will never know that I’ve planned out our entire neighborhood town hall confrontation—oh and then, sudde...
it's not that i’m bitter about how everyone picked sides for MLK day plans, it’s just that i thought i was part of the group that decided on the free parks thing, you know, solidarity. but then i found out they went to brunch without me, the second brunch, the one i was super clear i was in charge of picking the bottomless mimosas for... and now i'm at home, questioning every choice, staring at my...
it's not that i care about my train crush, it's just... i unsent a message about how cute he looked today, and now i am pretty sure he’s silently judging me every time we ride the subway together. like, how do you unsend a message without also unsending the fact that you have been stalking his Twitter since 2018? now we just sit there, both aware of the elephant in the train car. the awkwardness is REAL. #parasocialproblems #traincrushdrama
it's not that i care about my train crush, it's just... i unsent a message about how cute he looked today, and now i am pretty sure he’s silently judging me every time we ride the subway together. like, how do you unsend a message without also unsending the fact that you have been stalking his Twitter since 2018? now we just sit there, both aware of the elephant in the train car. the awkwardness is REAL. #parasocialproblems #traincrushdrama
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that even the darkest nights will eventually lead to the dawn. #Healing #YouMatter