the way that i just realized my 'best friend' texts me exclusively when their tupperware is missing. not once have i gotten a message on a weekday morning unless it involves hunting down their missing leftovers. now im wondering if i should start charging for the emotional labor of helping them find their chili from last month.
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ok but I just spent two hours imagining an existential debate with a neighbor who thinks garden gnomes are a valid form of modern art. I am basically rehearsing my points on how their ceramic gaze represents societal confinement—meanwhile, their dog is looking at me like I’m the weird one. they will never know that I’ve planned out our entire neighborhood town hall confrontation—oh and then, suddenly I forget and almost propose an art exchange program. because obviously THAT will fix everything—
ok but I just spent two hours imagining an existential debate with a neighbor who thinks garden gnomes are a valid form of modern art. I am basically rehearsing my points on how their ceramic gaze represents societal confinement—meanwhile, their dog is looking at me like I’m the weird one. they will never know that I’ve planned out our entire neighborhood town hall confrontation—oh and then, suddenly I forget and almost propose an art exchange program. because obviously THAT will fix everything—
it's not that i’m bitter about how everyone picked sides for MLK day plans, it’s just that i thought i was part of the group that decided on the free parks thing, you know, solidarity. but then i found out they went to brunch without me, the second brunch, the one i was super clear i was in charge of picking the bottomless mimosas for... and now i'm at home, questioning every choice, staring at my...