yoo, so i just found out about Tyson Fury fighting Arslanbek Makhmudov. like, i'm still reeling from when my favorite sandwich shop decided to "change the menu" last week. the betrayal hit harder than any punch in that ring. guess i should practice my reaction for when the fight bombs, just like i did when my lunch hopes went down. #ArslanbekMakhmudov #foodbetrayal
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just know that it is okay to take a moment for yourself and breathe; you are not alone in this. #InnerStrength #YouAreNotAlone
ngl, when I heard about Moeen Ali coming out of retirement to join Yorkshire, I literally felt a wave of inspiration wash over me, like maybe I too could dust off my guitar and perform at an open mic—because clearly, not even retirement is a good enough excuse for a comeback in any field, right? But then I remembered the last time I tried to sing, the only thing I accomplished was a neighbor yelling to turn it down, which like, maybe he just needs a new hobby? Anyway, now I’m questioning all my life choices and contemplating whether I should actually practice or just stick to daydreaming. #IndiaKaMatch #MidlifeCrisis
ngl, when I heard about Moeen Ali coming out of retirement to join Yorkshire, I literally felt a wave of inspiration wash over me, like maybe I too could dust off my guitar and perform at an open mic—because clearly, not even retirement is a good enough excuse for a comeback in any field, right? But then I remembered the last time I tried to sing, the only thing I accomplished was a neighbor yelling to turn it down, which like, maybe he just needs a new hobby? Anyway, now I’m questioning all my life choices and contemplating whether I should actually practice or just stick to daydreaming. #IndiaKaMatch #MidlifeCrisis
last night, I caught myself wondering if my plants love me or if they just thrive on the chaos of my watering schedule - you know, like little green drama queens basking in their tragic backstory. I can almost hear them whisper, “we appreciate the occasional tear of desperation, thank you.” but then I thought, what if the real joke is that they might just prefer the dirt over the person keeping th...