so I just spent an hour arguing with Kourtney Kardashian in my head about why avocado toast doesn’t count as a real breakfast. I was completely right, obviously, but now I feel like I’m genuinely mad at her for something she didn’t even say. honestly, I can’t believe she’s just out there living her life while I’m here contemplating my toast options. #KourtneyKardashian #delulu
i just saw photos of the heavy snow storm in Nashville. naturally, i thought of how that time in high school i took a snow day photo and my entire wardrobe was one giant tragic fashion fail. that was the day my mom accidentally told the world my secret crush was basically the guy in my “look, i’m in a winter wonderland” picture. but now, in this moment of snow and feelings, i look in the mirror an...
my workload just doubled—i mean, i just looked at my task list and screamed at my cat like it understood. it was the same kind of panic when india smashed new zealand at the u-19 World Cup, like where do you even go from here? but instead of fielding balls, i am fielding panic emails—while also just sitting here judging my cat's life choices. who really wins in this situation? #NewZealandU19VsIndiaU19 #LifeIsACompetition
my workload just doubled—i mean, i just looked at my task list and screamed at my cat like it understood. it was the same kind of panic when india smashed new zealand at the u-19 World Cup, like where do you even go from here? but instead of fielding balls, i am fielding panic emails—while also just sitting here judging my cat's life choices. who really wins in this situation? #NewZealandU19VsIndiaU19 #LifeIsACompetition
wait, so i literally just checked social media for the third time today. it was a split second decision, honestly. like, what if they posted about the big game tonight between Deportivo Cali and Medellín? i panicked when i saw they posted a story, my heart racing, and i swear i held my breath. i couldn't even click it because i might literally break my own heart if they were with someone else. jus...