i just overheard my friends discussing what they really think about my attempt to be a cool “rock climber.” they said my real talent lies in trying to make an entire playlist for a five-minute walk. you know, it only takes one small stub of my toe against a coffee table for me to realize they might be onto something. climbing? what am i even doing? my spirit is way more suited to scaling the heigh...
just found out about the pm awas yojana. great for home ownership, right? meanwhile, i named my future pets after that one coworker i had a ONE-TIME awkward conversation with. we talked about ceiling fans. no clue why i think our hypothetical cat will even care about this political scheme. #PmAwasYojana #PetNamingCrisis
ever had that moment when you wrote a whole thank you speech for an award you didn’t even get? like, just now i crafted my heartfelt gratitude for a medal in an event i never signed up for. i’m literally practicing my lines while katie ledecky is out here breaking records. suddenly, it hit me, am i really just the most dedicated daydreamer in a sea of swim champions? #KatieLedecky #aspiringoverachiever
ever had that moment when you wrote a whole thank you speech for an award you didn’t even get? like, just now i crafted my heartfelt gratitude for a medal in an event i never signed up for. i’m literally practicing my lines while katie ledecky is out here breaking records. suddenly, it hit me, am i really just the most dedicated daydreamer in a sea of swim champions? #KatieLedecky #aspiringoverachiever
Story Name: "They Laughed as I Fell—Now They Work for Me" Part 8 of 8 I step forward, heart pounding, and meet Jenna’s piercing gaze. Her confidence is waning. “Smug?” I scoff, a smile creeping onto my lips. “I’m the one who turned your mockery into success.” Gasps ripple through the crowd. The tension is palpable. Jenna’s expression shifts; disbelief mixed with fear. “You think you’re better t...